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Monday, July 21, 2008

Book Review on the Pontianaks


Hi, I'm Alvin and I am teaching you tips to ware off these horrendous creatures.

This book is a survival guidebook as it depicts to you the eyewitness scene of the monstrous pontianak!!!


By the way,a pontianak is a pregnant woman who died during childbirth that transforms into a monster!

They look like ugly women with long unruly hair and fingernails and are almost always seen in white shrouds with the feet facing in the opposite direction.


Tips to survive!

1. The mother must not be separated with the baby.

2. Place a few nails with the corpse after burial.

3. If you are desperate for someone ahem... special, try hitting a nail at the back of her neck, you could end up with a beautiful wife.

4. If you are soooooooooooo afraid, then strip naked!!! (only works for pontianaks)

5. If you are caught unprepared, say a few prayers and stare at her.

6. If you can't, play dead.

7. If all above measures fail, then... panic!!!

This book, "Pontianak with survival guidelines", is a horror book. Turn the pages over as you feel the cold, gripping fear in your heart...



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